What happens to unloved Christmas trees?

harold593 — Sun, 07 Jan 2007 15:41:49 +0000

I hate Boxing Week. It seems silly to have another orgy of consumer materialism right after spending a month on it.

I was talking past a store the other day and I noticed they were giving away unclaimed Christmas trees.

These were live trees cut-down before they got a chance to really experience life, all in the name of appeasing the red and white wearing human god of commercial spending. But they never got their chance.

I took them all home.

I had a dream I was defective.

harold593 — Sun, 07 Jan 2007 15:36:57 +0000

I had stopped by for my annual check-up and the technician brought out a new and improved machine for running diagnostics.

He said they found something wrong with me, a manufacturing defect.

I returned to the factory where I was built, thinking that it would be a simple repair. But after they looked at my paperwork they said I would have to be decomissioned.

harold#593

What happens to unloved Christmas trees?

I had a dream I was defective.